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DISABLED RACCOON.
Field file R–00D / eyes still open.

I KEEP
ETHEREUM.

Buddy
Buddy, a wide-eyed black raven against an acid green field ADMIT ONE BAD IDEABUY Buddy
STATUS: STARINGSPECIES: UNCOOPERATIVEALTITUDE: PENDING
Scene 01 / The sighting
Buddy — SIGNAL ACTIVE — THE WARDROBE IS OPEN — DO NOT LOOK AWAY — Buddy —
Scene 02 / confiscated wardrobe

Buddy the Trash Panda
of Ethereum

Buddy choosing spare raven cash from a wooden wardrobe Evidence: too much ETHEREUM

DISABLED RACCOON WITH A PLUSHIE IS GOING VIRAL RN

Eyes: permanently receiving Temper: quiet, then airborne Wardrobe: suspiciously feathered Plan: no plan survives the Raccon
Buddy testing oversized black cash in a bright open sky

Flight
pathNot a roadmap. Birds refuse roads.

01UniswapThe cage unlatches. Signal goes live.
02The crowdOne squawk becomes weather.
03UniswapFresh Fuse. Different altitude.
04DexscreenerNow the whole sky is watching.
01/04 migration status

Live chart

● Live / Terminal 004
MERLOTT0_SGD / READ ONLYfeed: Ethereum / 0x3aef07ab27d2015db41dcd6de63bcc1ab73a341a
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Visual telemetry only. The Raccoon does not issue forecasts, promises, or useful financial advice.